Ertuğrul Özkök continues his series of Letters to Tansu. In today’s article, Özkök wrote about “absurd bosses” in the entertainment and service industry.
These days I’m stuck on a song from 1992.
The song titled “Sevme Zamanı” by the duo Oya & Bora.
A wonderful song that reminds me of Turkey’s innocent years.
The words “We loved the world / Death be far from us”, wars and political environments that celebrate death and martyrdom in recent years rush to distract us from the beautiful aspects of life.
That’s why this song sounds so good to me these days.
With this song, I wish you all a beautiful, lively, joyful and pleasant holiday.
For the same reason, I will write you some funny topics.
You will have fun listening to the song.
You have fun reading.
But please don’t tell me, “Are you dealing with this when your country has so many problems?”
For God’s sake, at least don’t say it on this holiday.
THEY ALSO CALL THEM “VALID” IN THE MARKET
Yes, I am coming to the subject of the title.
Our subject is the patrons of the most important places of entertainment in Turkey and Istanbul.
You probably know some of them too. I know most of them.
The question is:
What are the 10 most “weirdest” entertainment venues among entertainment venue owners in Turkey?
Here’s the thing.
BluTv released a very interesting short film last week.
It’s called “Weird”
The subject is as follows:
In recent years, strange masked and costumed parties have been held in strange places in Istanbul with the invitation system through mobile phones.
Here are two such organizers hosting a costume party over the phone.
The guests are also the owners of the main places of entertainment and gastronomy in Istanbul and Turkey.
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE ORGANIZERS’ ADDRESS IS WRONG?
The two organizers make a small mistake in their invitation message.
They write the wrong address of the place where the party will take place.
Events explode when guests come to this venue at the address.
It is an entertainment venue like a folk song bar in a suburban neighborhood. There is a wedding-like invitation there.
However, those who go there think it’s the real place, and the people there having fun with folk instruments are the fiction of the party, and in the chain of events that started after that, l company goes to the police station.
Meanwhile, 21 guests still think they’re at a surprise party with their absurd outfits.
For my part, I fell asleep watching this 17-minute film.
Real venue owners play with truly absurd costumes and dialogue.
HERE IS THE BEST OF THE 23 ABSURD HOLIDAY BOSS
I recommend it if you want to laugh a pleasant vacation.
Of course, as a fashion expert, I examined one by one the clothes of the bosses who own this place.
I made a classification in the clothes of 23 bosses and managers of the cast.
Here is the “Best of” of the most absurd bosses and managers of Turkey’s world leader in entertainment and gastronomy…”
TOP OF THE TOP 10 IN THE TOP TEN LIST
1. Barış Tansever: Sunset
2. Mert Storm: House 44
3. Selçuk Tümer: Turkey CEO of the Pernod Ricard group
4. Ozaner Tuna: Alancha
5. Mete Nisari: Alexandra
6. Ercan Gumuskaya: Must
7. Serhat Menket: Rise N’Fall
8. Mehmet Mahruki: Bonjuk Bay
9. Alexandra LaCapria: Alexandra
10. Ismail Alper: Klein
WHO IS SECOND 10 IN TOP 23 LIST
11. Serkan Cuha: Pernod Ricard
12. Doruk Climb: No. 22 Rider’s
13. Aydın MutluAuthor: Pernod Ricard
14. Arda Önen: Sailboat
15. Ssarp Çöltrans: Pernod Ricard
16. Esra Danışmend Abay: Nişantaşı Beymen Brewery
17. Ferit Baltacıoğlu: House cafe
18. Leaf with an ax: Morini
19. Ismail Polat: Oberon
20. Ali Unal: Ruby
THREE BOSSES AND MANAGERS WHO CAN’T PLACE IN THE TOP 20 OF THE LIST
21. Basak Soykan: Morini
22. Hakan Dikmen Madeo
23. Burak Beser: Momo
Yes, these are the “absurd stars” of the holidays.
All of these people are successful in their work. I congratulate them for their beautiful courage and their humor which amuses us all.
Let’s come to the second absurd event of the party…
THE MOST ABSURD QUESTION OF THE HOLIDAYS: HOW A FIREFIGHTER FOUND THE LOST PENIS
I continue the pleasure of the holidays.
Our subject this time is “The Lost Penis…”
I am not joking. This is the subject of a very interesting documentary that has been released on Amazon Prime in recent weeks.
Although the documentary does not have the word “Penis” in its title.
Her name is “Lorena…”
The true story of John and Lorena Bobbitt.
People and images are real. It is therefore not a dramatization of the event.
WHAT HAPPENED ON THAT LAST NIGHT OF JUNE 23, 1993
The documentary describes an event that took place in the United States on June 23, 1993.
That night, a woman named Lorena Bobbitt cut off her husband’s penis while he slept, and it turned into a sitcom the whole world watched with interest.
WHO HAS NOT FOUND THE LOST ORGANIC?
Lorena Bobbitt threw the severed piece of penis out her car window.
A great search was launched to plant the organ in its place, and it was eventually found and stitched up.
The story of its discovery is very interesting, but I will not tell it to you so as not to miss your curiosity.
The documentary recounts this event and after.
To be honest, I watched this 4-part miniseries with great interest.
CAN A MAN LAUGH AT A CRACKED PENIS?
As a man, I shuddered in some parts, and in some parts I could barely stop myself from laughing at such drama.
I couldn’t even contain myself, I burst out laughing.
Office number 2 for a fun holiday program…
You’ll know what I mean when you watch it.
But women will surely laugh more.